Sunday, May 11, 2008

Disappearing Act - REVEALED




So we found out how our dog did it. Believe it or not, she would lie on the ground and ARMY crawl under this little space under the fence. It doesn't look physically possible. Had I not seen it with my own eyes (and caught her in the act) I would have to conclude that either she can jump over 6 foot fences or she can APARATE (for all you Harry Potter fans out there). And here's Paul Harvey with the rest of the story...
Bonnie has had quite the week. The black eye was just the start. Yesterday she was put out in the backyard and once again disappeared. I drove around the neighborhood looking for her but had no luck. Jess and Sophie walked around the block jingling her collar. (that's right, she was naked). Strike two. We received a call from the POUND (good thing Bonz is microchipped) stating Bonnie had been picked up by a nice lady and brought there cause she was walking in the middle of the road (the dog, not the lady). This nice lady lives about a block away from us. This nice lady told me that she'd bring Bonnie back to her house so we didn't have to pay a FINE at the pound. We picked her up and she was HAPPY to see us. She's grounded for a month. And on top of that, we FIXED her escape route (she doesn't look too happy in the last picture). Remember folks (in the words of Bob Barker), help control the pet population, have your pets spayed or neutered. I'm Paul Harvey, Good day.

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